http://saturn-shumba.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] saturn-shumba.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] where_no_woman2009-06-24 01:04 pm

That's Captain Uhura to you

So, I have a massive amount of love for Star Trek: The Animated Series. I first saw the series on Laserdisc (the technology...of the future) when I was about 10 or so. And there was one episode in particular that I really latched onto, The Lorelei Signal, which is basically a showcase for all of the seen (and unseen) women on the Starship Enterprise.

The plot is a bit wacky and weird, much like most 60's-70's Saturday Morning cartoons. But the episode poses an interesting question: What would happen if all the men on the Enterprise were suddenly incapacitated and needed help?



Quick note: you can click on all pics to make 'em bigger. :)


First off, this episode was written by a woman! Yaaay lady writers!

So the episode kicks off with the crew of the Enterprise receiving a weird distress signaly type thing (eloquence, I have it). The men of the bridge think it sounds like a summons, which Uhura is quick to challenge. However, the men don't really notice her objection and instead bask in the sweet sweet hallucinations that come over them:





Meanwhile, Uhura calls her BFF Nurse Chapel up to bridge to talk about the wonky behavior of the male crew members. Both are unsure what the bleep is happening because they personally are not acting all loopy.



The Enterprise finally arrives at the planet sending out the signal and Kirk, Spock and McCoy jump ship immediately to see what's up. Turns out they've stumbled upon a planet occupied solely by white haired females who like to party.





So the men of the crew get some groovy headbands and join the party.

But the party doesn't last. The men start to age rapidly and when they try to escape, they are easily overcome by the women:




Ha, poor McCoy.

Meanwhile back on the Bridge, Uhura and Chapel are doing their best Mulder and Scully, trying to figure out why every man is acting like an idiot.



They suspect the Lorelei women, which really pisses Chapel off to no end.



Uhura realizes that the men are useless this time around. So after Scotty (acting Captain) sings a sweet little song instead of, you know, doing stuff, Uhura immediately relieves him and takes over as Captain of the Enterprise.



Back on the planet, the men try to escape but end up trapped in a gigantic urn in the middle of the courtyard. Spock decides to risk a mission back to the temple to call the ladies of the Enterprise to help. He succeeds, sort of. Message out, but he's captured again.

Uhura receives Spock's message and assembles an all female away team of awesomeness. They head down to the planet to save the dudes of the Enterprise.






The women aren't as welcoming of the Enterprise women as the were of the Enterprise men, and they try to stage an attack, which Uhura clamps down right away by shooting first. Dramatic falling ensues.









Uhura, fed up with their bullshit, demands answers, and starts destroying their temple to get them.


The head woman, Theela, complies, and tells Uhura that they're really not all bad, that they're eternal prisoners on the planet, because of the planet's structure--they can never age, or have kids, and they have to feast off men's energy every 27 years. Hence the signal they send out.

If you're starting to see a plothole type thing appearing, just ignore it! The episode's almost over anyway. So, Uhura saves the day and also helps the women off the eternal prison planet to another planet so that they can all live normal lives.

And so ends Uhura's short tenure as the Captain of the Enterprise, adding another notch to her badass belt.



[identity profile] akscully.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
God, that pissed off Chapel cap is begging to be an icon. Chapel knows when bullshit is going down.

But fuck yeah for Uhura to just start breaking shit when things need to get done. Did the male crew thank her or did everyone pretend this never happened?
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[identity profile] skywardprodigal.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I liked this episode.

Bunches. Uhura was on point.
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[identity profile] sainfoin-fields.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
This cap (http://pics.livejournal.com/saturn_a_gogo/pic/0007ftw4/) brings me so much joy. OMG UHURA SHOT FIRST. I have to see this episode now, your recap was delightful. :D

Modly: could you add a "creative:" prefix to your "picspam" tag? Thanks!

[identity profile] yahtzee63.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So awesome. I need to watch some TAS pronto.

[identity profile] twobit.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

Does this look like the Sims thing to anyone else? Like, when they're in a bad mood? Have I been playing too much Sims and am now seeing it everywhere? (Probably.)

I'm definitely going to track this episode down. Thanks for posting!

[identity profile] elektra-lyte.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah! She stole their plumbobs and now their basic need points are falling! Yeah, I play to much Sims too...

[identity profile] saavikam77.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, that is awesome. I seriously need to rent TAS and get reacquainted with its awesomeness.

[identity profile] gehayi.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember this episode! And yes, Uhura was awesome. (So was Chapel as Acting Chief Medical Officer.)

[identity profile] oltha_heri.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Back on the planet, the men try to escape but end up trapped in a gigantic urn in the middle of the courtyard
I don't know what is crackier, the fact that that happened, or that it is just there, as part of the recap, nothin' weird about it.

This was awesome however, I enjoyed this recap muchly.
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[identity profile] shighola.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't watched these since I was a kid, but I'm definitely gonna rewatch now.

Uhura, fed up with their bullshit, demands answers, and starts destroying their temple to get them.
Love it!!!!!1!

[identity profile] latropita.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
This looks AMAZING. I am going to have to look up TAS. Also, I have to second that this:

Back on the planet, the men try to escape but end up trapped in a gigantic urn in the middle of the courtyard
is a truly hilarious sentence. <3!

[identity profile] hawkmoth.livejournal.com 2009-06-24 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I mentioned this in a different thread, and just now I looked it up to make sure I had it right:

Nichelle Nichols, in her interview in David Gerrold's "The World of Star Trek," said that there was supposed to be a third season episode where Uhura was left in command when the all the other senior officers (that would have been Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Scotty)* were off the ship. But it was rewritten (she doesn't say what story it was...), and she believes it due to the resistence to showing a woman in command.

This episode fixed that, for sure!

*Elsewhere in the book, Gerrold cites D.C. Fontana (TOS's story editor) as being on record that Uhura fourth in the chain of command after Scotty.

ETA: And I love your subject header, because I am still the proud owner of a zine from the '70s called Captain Uhura!
Edited 2009-06-24 23:11 (UTC)

[identity profile] hawkmoth.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Now, see, this is where I need a kickass TOS or TAS Uhura icon.

Do you have any more great TAS secreencaps, because I would love me an icon of M'Ress or Arex!

What's the name of your all Vulcan zine?

I've been going through my zine collection, trying to relive the fun and freshness of those days...Winston Howlett was one of the few male zine editors and writers in the mid '70s, and he published about a dozen issues of a zine called "Probe." He wrote two special issues, Goddess Uhura, mostly about her service after the five-year mission on another starship, and Captain Uhura, a sequel, where her career track towards a command of her own fell afoul of a conspiracy anong certain Starfleet officers. Very intriguing stuff!

ETA: And I love throwing out bits of Trek and fannish history, so don't mind me!
Edited 2009-06-25 01:17 (UTC)

[identity profile] hawkmoth.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I remember that zine! I think I may have known the editors at some point in time.

Oooh, lovely caps! May I grab them to iconize? (Except I can't do captions...)

[identity profile] hawkmoth.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!
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[identity profile] theantijoss.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Captain Uhura RUUUUUULES!

[identity profile] teacherlady.livejournal.com 2009-06-25 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I grab some of your screen caps to make into icons? More specifically the Bitch!Chapel one and the two young female red shirts?

[identity profile] tawg.livejournal.com 2009-06-27 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
I love this episode. It's why I like to stamp my foot every now and then and claim that the animated series should be cannon, because just occasionally it's this awesome.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you serious?

I love EVERYTHING about this. I'm sorry to come in a month later and comment, but I'm just SO EXCITED that this is canon! And all the images! And now I have to buy this box set as SOON AS POSSIBLE!